doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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