Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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