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no, he came in my armpit
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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