real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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