I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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