dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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