It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize