we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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