Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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