I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i drank out of a bidet.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Randomize
