There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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