Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
