it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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