Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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