That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Ladies don't puke and tell
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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