If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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