im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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