I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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