I wanna passion pit in your ass
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
