I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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