omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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