Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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