R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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