i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
