I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You were trust falling into bushes
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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