dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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