legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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