so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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