You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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