I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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