there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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