You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
