shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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