so explain again why im purple
no
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
