found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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