shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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