Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
