THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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