no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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