I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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