The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
