Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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