i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
God, I missed his penis.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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