smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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