I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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