You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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