In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
