I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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