i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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