At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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