im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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