I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
please come you make the beer taste better
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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