wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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