you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Randomize
