it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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