Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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