Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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